spookedkisses:

modern romance

spookedkisses:

modern romance

labocat:

labocat:

Uh, so I switched over to SMC, but the south park subtitles stayed….

In case anyone was wondering, it did, in fact, continue.

labocat:

labocat:

Uh, so I switched over to SMC, but the south park subtitles stayed….

In case anyone was wondering, it did, in fact, continue.

rymdunge:

bitchesaloud:

OMFG

treasure

super-mama-ready:

hey mr tally man tally me bananas

i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it

pureorangeness:

pureorangeness:

pureorangeness:

movie idea for free:

aliens invade, but turns out human spit is venomous to them and anything alien related, so we build battle helmets that shoot the spit of the wearer and eat a lot of sour skittles and sour patch kids.

world building for free:

variations on the said battle helmets are named after snakes, and anaconda by nicki minaj is chanted in the streets as a war propaganda song.

plot twist for free:

the aliens and their bio-gear are made entirely out of sentient bread, hence their weakness of carb breaking enzymes in our spit. their mothership turns out to be a giant oven capable of baking infinite amounts of alien breadmen and breadwomen, which comes out of its hiding spot behind our moon once all the horses on earth are made extinct by us, as we grind their bones to make gelatin to make more sour patch kids for the US Armory in a massive, uncontrolled scale.

spoiler for free:

it does not have a happy ending.

they, in the end, had all the buns required for our anacondas.

pureorangeness:

pureorangeness:

movie idea for free:

aliens invade, but turns out human spit is venomous to them and anything alien related, so we build battle helmets that shoot the spit of the wearer and eat a lot of sour skittles and sour patch kids.

world building for free:

variations on the said battle helmets are named after snakes, and anaconda by nicki minaj is chanted in the streets as a war propaganda song.

plot twist for free:

the aliens and their bio-gear are made entirely out of sentient bread, hence their weakness of carb breaking enzymes in our spit. their mothership turns out to be a giant oven capable of baking infinite amounts of alien breadmen and breadwomen, which comes out of its hiding spot behind our moon once all the horses on earth are made extinct by us, as we grind their bones to make gelatin to make more sour patch kids for the US Armory in a massive, uncontrolled scale.

pureorangeness:

movie idea for free:

aliens invade, but turns out human spit is venomous to them and anything alien related, so we build battle helmets that shoot the spit of the wearer and eat a lot of sour skittles and sour patch kids.

world building for free:

variations on the said battle helmets are named after snakes, and anaconda by nicki minaj is chanted in the streets as a war propaganda song.

movie idea for free:

aliens invade, but turns out human spit is venomous to them and anything alien related, so we build battle helmets that shoot the spit of the wearer and eat a lot of sour skittles and sour patch kids.