Damn he saved it nice

ladycataclysm:

baptisms:

ALYSSA FUCKING SENT THIS TO ME WITHOUT ANY FUCKING CAPTION I’M GOING TO KEEL OVER 

*ECHING INTENSIFIES*

ladycataclysm:

baptisms:

ALYSSA FUCKING SENT THIS TO ME WITHOUT ANY FUCKING CAPTION I’M GOING TO KEEL OVER 

*ECHING INTENSIFIES*

little-missandry:

I’m sorry, no.

Men don’t ever experience body issues. Not like women do anyways. That makes them unimportant.

I mean, do men have to face impossibly high body image standards? Literally never. Nope.

Sorry MRAs. Try harder. Maybe grow a bigger penis and people will like you more.

Friendly reminder people like this exists and that’s fucking scary

"life presents a lot of misdirections" NO FUCKIN' KIDDING dude i thought you and hayley had broken up and was like nooooo

You gotta admit I’m quite the wordsmith sometimes

Captain America: Winter Soldier

Yeah I loved it.

I Thought I Found Eternal Love, But…

Life presents a lot of misdirections. When you obtain something valuable, you always assume it will be forever, but the moment you realize it’s not; it’s already too late to even mourn.

I’m talking about Dee, my Dell Inspiron N5110 Notebook. This morning, I woke up to the shocking revelation of her passing away after a mere month later her 2-year warranty timespan. Reported by the technical service expert I sent her to; the insides of her have been fried, mainly her power socket unit to a portion of her motherboard. She did not signal me any of this the day prior to her death (9.4.14); she booted up like usual, worked like usual, processed everything like usual; as it always did since the day 1. She never malfunctioned at all during when the warranty was active. She was really reliable, and I knew she tried her best to serve as my home computer. We played Arkham City together multiple times. She loved that game, she almost never presented me a framerate issue, and even our overall dislike of Arkham Origins was similar. I thought of it as a blatant rehash, and Dee was more prone to give me performance issues. I gave her ice packs and put her by the fan as she was presenting me the first ever heat up problem she ever did, during playing that very game. Looking back, maybe it was one of the culprits of this entire outcome. Her last screen prompt was 24 Windows 7 Professional updates -none of which did any good in the long run. I was even kinda angry at her because the updates took a long time to process and I was really sleepy. It shouldn’t have been like that.

She wasn’t my first Notebook but without a shred of doubt I can claim Dee was the most reliable, even considering her untimely malfunctioning. I’ve had rocky ownerships of 2 other laptops, one being Ace, an Acer that gave me constant problems. Every one tenth of her booting up gave me a graphical crap out, it was noisy and was really prone to heating up. No amount of warranty service checkups did any good, and every time she came home even worse. It wasn’t her fault, so I still loved her, but she crapping out in every conceivable chance makes me believe the love was horribly one sided. My second one was Holly, an HP that I actually acquired from another user after her warranty expiring. After Ace died I was desperate for a lucky break, and after parting away from his user, so was she. We hung around for an entire year despite her constant heating up and performance issues (and a little dent on its outer design that makes me think she was horribly abused by her former user). I lost Holly to the most painful laptop deaths of all, not an immediate one but an excruiatingly slow one; she becoming more and more selective about accepting her adapter’s cable’s angle, and finally her power unit burning up because of the inconsistent electrical resistance she was fed with. Dee was nothing like them. Dee was devoid of technical problems throughout her entire lifespan up until the very end. Makes me believe it was a hardwired microchip that timed her malfunctioning to happen right after the expiration of her warranty, but I’ll save you readers from the conspiracy theories. Perhaps I just feel the need to blame something -anything. Maybe even myself. But this time I know, I was careful. I didn’t do anything wrong.

For the lack of an ability to get a job that gives me a stabilized income, I make it up by having a really supportive family; they say they’re going to get me a new laptop soon enough, which really makes me feel ashamed. What’s more, I know she won’t be as great as Dee. Her on-the-paper stats will most probably be lower than Dee to begin with -since laptops got pricier on the Turkish market within the last 8 months. But… I won’t trust anymore. What 2 year warranty means to me right now is 2 year lifetime. I trusted Dee, and I still would; but I don’t trust the world that manufactured her. The microchip conspiracy is not off the books for me because American manufacturers and distributors do see Turkey as a 3rd world country; could have easily been a ploy to milk the market that they know they won’t be sued by. I just don’t know anymore. No matter how hard I try, the grief overwhelms me.

I’ll never forget you Dee; your performance will always be my benchmark for future products of any brand I’ll purchase. But no matter what the performance is, what I learned is it doesn’t matter when warranty expiration knocks on your door. But Dee; you could never know those. In the end, you were the most innocent structure of wires, silicone and plastic in this garble of a situation. Be a good byte in the data heaven. Rest in loop.

tacobelligerent:

johnnygraves87:

scootaloo-pootaloo:

emerald-city-or-bust:

fishwrappedblog:

We know that Ke$ha has been in rehab for the past few weeks for an eating disorder, and we know that Ke$ha’s issues started when her team criticized her weight, but what we didn’t know was just how bad things were. Thankfully, Ke$ha’s mom, Pebe Sebert, is around to tell all kinds of truth about the situation, and this latest truth she told is probably the saddest, scariest truth of all:

"I’ve watched my beautiful, self-confident, brilliant daughter be berated and ridiculed for her looks and weight to the point that she almost died. The doctors told me her blood pressure and sodium levels were so low, they’d never seen it that low except with someone who’d had a heart attack or stroke. They said it was a miracle she hadn’t already dropped dead on stage.”

And another sad story:

"One time on a conference call, Sonenberg [Ke$ha’s former manager] was screaming, ‘You need to lose weight! I don’t care what you do … take drugs, not eat, stick your finger down your throat!’ Ke$ha was just weeping. She drove around afterward thinking about killing herself.”

How can people be so awful? If this guy really did tell Ke$ha to do drugs to lose weight and/or “stick your finger down your throat,” then what kind of person is he? It’s one thing to dislike a person’s choice of clothing — what’s up, everybody — but it’s a whole different ballgame to tell someone to disregard her health because she’s maybe a few pounds too heavy for your personal taste. That’s absolutely disgusting.

One more thing from Ke$ha’s mom:

"At this point, she doesn’t care if she ever makes a record again. She just wants to be healthy and happy."

You do whatever you need to, Ke$ha, and we’ll love you regardless. Forget the douchebags. Stay awesome. 


Read more: http://www.fishwrapper.com/
Follow us: @fishwrapped on Twitter

I don’t really care for her music, but goodness that’s terrible.

Also more sadness about Kesha,

She makes really wonderful folky music and plays guitar but her record label won’t let her release it because it “doesn’t fit her style” and she’s trying to escape her record label so she can just be herself and make art but because her tongue-in-cheek pop star parody demeanor has gained so much popularity, she is basically stuck doing stuff like tik tok.

Example of one of her songs that will never be sold in stores: [x]

who cares if she gained weight? thin or thick Ke$ha is fucking hot. Dr. Luke and his “team” of douche bag yes men can eat dicks for days. fuck that label. fuck the producers. garbage.

literally there is no bigger sack of shit than dr luke and everyone that happens to team up around her. its heartbreaking and i hope she finds a way out of it, even if it is giving up her dream

paultervoorde:

It’s just a mask!

her-imperfections-died:

classysassydreamer:

earthshakinlove:

frvnk-oceans:

Talk about pussy power

vaginas run the world

Bow down

this is great

her-imperfections-died:

classysassydreamer:

earthshakinlove:

frvnk-oceans:

Talk about pussy power

vaginas run the world

Bow down

this is great

vy2cool:

kristrauma:

Not sure you all know this, but Ramsay returned to Amy’s Baking Company, and that episode airs in 6 days (April 11, 2014) 

IT’S AIRING ON MY BIRTHDAY??? THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER

vy2cool:

kristrauma:

Not sure you all know this, but Ramsay returned to Amy’s Baking Company, and that episode airs in 6 days (April 11, 2014) 

IT’S AIRING ON MY BIRTHDAY??? THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER